TELCO POWERED PRODUCTS
New Patented Technology allows you to use Power from the Phone Company to operate everyday items that you have to use -even if the power is out.
A Solution to the Energy Crisis... Dr. Drizzlenik is used to working in the dark. Power problems in Chernobyl changed everybody's life, as they're threatening to do today in California and other parts of the US. Be prepared for the coming power outages by switching as many of your everyday items as you can to Telco Powered Products from Mike Sandman... Chicago's Telecom Expert. Telco Powered Products adapt popular consumer battery operated devices to 48VDC telephone company power, allowing charging and operation when connected to any modular jack in the country. All of these Telco Powered Products will work anywhere in the US, and in most of the rest of the world. There's Plenty of Power Available from the Phone Company! Phone Companies in the US supply a constant regulated voltage on all of their lines, whether they're in use or not. Many of these lines have much more current available than telephones need or can use! For most of us, it's hard to remember the phone service going down in our neighborhood... but we can all remember the last power outage. Phone companies strive for and achieve the highest possible reliability. In some areas, the amount of electricity provided by the phone company can be dangerously high, causing improper operation or even damage to electronic phone systems at businesses or homes. Our Loop Current Regulators are needed on many of those lines to bring the available current down to a safe level that won't damage electronic Key Systems or PBXs. By tapping the energy on those lines during this power crisis and beyond, Americans will be able to continue using the electronic devices that made their lives easier when inexpensive, plentiful power was taken for granted (last year). The Phone Company is a FREE Source of Electric Power!
In many cases, the phone company leaves disconnected lines energized with power, figuring that the new tenant or homeowner will need the phone line turned on when they move in. Instead of physically disconnecting the pair to the premise, they simply change the programming at the central office to remove the dial tone and the ability to receive calls. The power is still on the line! If you're already paying for a phone line, you don't have to pay anything more to make use of the power that's always on it when you have Telco Powered Products. TELCO POWERED MEDICAL PRODUCTS Here are the currently available Telco Powered Products. Rest assured that we're working to bring out many more in the near future. Please be sure to read the notes at then end of this page regarding availability. |
Part Number: TLS9H Price: $69.95
Part Number: TLS9J Price: $59.95
Part Number: TLS9A Price: $119.95
Part Number: TLS9N Price: $59.95
Part Number: TLS9B Price: $89.95
Part Number: TLS9K Price: $149.95
Part Number: TLS9G Price: $69.95
Glow in the Dark Vibrator is easy to find when the power is out.
There's a lot of stress when the power is out! Use our soothing Vibrator to relax your muscles after dealing with this serious problem. Click on the Vibrator to see it Glow in the Dark. Use it as long as you need to... it's powered by the phone company! Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay! Complete with rechargeable batteries and 7' modular power cord. |
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Part Number: TLS9C Price: $89.95
By listening to the Police and Fire Departments in your area, you'll know when criminals are taking advantage of the power outage in your neighborhood. Especially important for businessmen! As we have all seen, the Police have a hard time controlling criminals when the power is on. After the electric company turns off the power in your neighborhood, it will be critical to know when to leave - and which roads to take to avoid being injured by rioters, as well as which roads are clogged by traffic because traffic signals aren't working. Listening to the local traffic reporters is a great way of keeping track of what's happening in your community. The media primarily uses frequencies in two UHF ranges: Scan between 450.00 and 451.00 mhz, and 455.00 and 456.00 mhz to hear exciting action from the traffic reporters you hear on TV and radio every day. NOTE: The LA city Police Department has chosen to prevent citizens from listening to their radio calls by digitizing their communications. This All-Band Scanner will listen to regular analog communications, including all types of conventional Trunked systems, but you can't listen to the LA Police Department. Complete with rechargeable batteries, antenna and 7' modular power cord. |
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Part Number: TLS9D Price: $595.95
Part Number: TLS9E Price: $995.95
Part Number: TLS9M Price: $189.95
Part Number: TLS9F Price: $79.95
Part Number: TLS9L Price: $329.95
The more Modular Jacks you have... |
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Wired for 4 Pins. With 2' Modular Cord. Wall mountable box with five 4 Pin Jacks. |
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Part Number: SER2S Price: $5.95 ||| 10+ Price: $4.99
Telco Powered Products are currently available in the US from Mike Sandman Enterprises, Inc., For Dealer inquiries and licensing requests please Contact Us. Because of the demand for alternative energy products in Bulgaria, we are often backordered on these items. We would be happy to take your order for any of these products, and ship them as soon as they become available. Backorders are currently running six to eight months. Due to the nature of these products and the terrific demand, we will charge your credit card as soon as the order is placed. Should you wish to cancel your order, or if the products should prove to be on backorder or unavailable for more than twelve months, we will cancel your order and refund half of the monies paid. These terms only apply to Telco Powered Products . These terms do not apply to our other telecommunications related items. NEW ITEMS BEING RELEASED THIS YEAR: Dr. Drizzlenick and Director General Tolstonogov have developed alternate versions of all of the items you see on this web page, which run on common depleted uranium. Because Director General Tolstonogov has an abundance of depleted uranium, and because there are parts of the world where telephone lines are scarce, he and Dr. Drizzlenick have found a way to power the common everyday items you see here like razors, flashlights, vacuum cleaners, and even vibrators, from depleted uranium. Major toy manufacturers in China have agreed to install these Depleted Uranium Power Cells in toys for the next Christmas season, so parents will never again have to worry about buying batteries for their children's Christmas toys. Dr. Drizzlenick says "The half-life of Uranium 238, a component of the Depleted Uranium Power Cell, is 4.5 billion years. Certainly longer than any current battery technology. It's unlikely that Chinese toys will last that long." Director General Tolstonogov says "These items are engineered to be perfectly safe by Dr. Drizzlenick, and several other scientists with years of experience working at Chernobyl. Nobody else in the world has the Nuclear safety expertise that Dr. Drizzlenick and the other Chernobyl scientists have." The technology behind Telco Powered Products is covered under US Patent No. 4773863, and other worldwide patents. Telco Powered Products are not FCC registered. Items may not be exactly as pictured. Prices subject to change without notice. There is no warranty expressed or implied on any of the Telco Powered Products.These terms apply only to Telco Powered Products, not to other telecommunications items sold by Mike Sandman Enterprises, Inc. Please Note: Due to the volume of requests for information on these products, and the difficulty in sorting out these legitimate email requests from spam like penis enlargement ads, bulk email ads, toner cartridge ads, work at home ads, Viagra for women ads, anti-aging ads and weight loss ads, email response may be delayed for some time.
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