Chernobyl Phone Filter™ &
Chernobyl Network Filter™
Filters™ will fix both Phone and Network problems
troubleshooting or technical knowledge!
Our company has manufactured
products to fix problems with telephone equipment for years. Use of these
products requires troubleshooting to diagnose which product will fix the
In the last year, we've been getting
a lot more requests for products to fix technical problems with phones, VoIP and
networks. Although it's very likely that one of our
Tech Bulletins or
one of our products will fix a
problem, we've found that many callers don't have time to take electrical
measurements or do other troubleshooting to diagnose their problem.
Since they don't work on this stuff
every day like professionals, they don't get a chance to find the easy fixes
available for many common problems, which would let them fix these problems
quickly. They have to learn the technology and troubleshoot the problem to stand
a chance of fixing the problem.
To try to bring the best technology
to our customers, we've consulted with our partners at the Chernobyl
Electrical Institute. Their Chief Scientist, Dr, Drizzlenick, was
able to develop
a new Zero Ohm Technology™ that's been proven in Russia to fix both phone
and network problems.
Chief Scientist Dr. Emil Drizzlenik PhD
|Chief Scientist, Dr. Emil Drizzlenik PhD from the renowned Chernobyl Electrical Institute in Russia, developed the
Patented Zero Ohm Technology™ which will fix almost any problem
with electronic telephone or network devices.
| Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant,
Chernobyl Electrical Institute
Fix Phone & Network Problems FAST!
Simple Modular Filter
has an RJ-14 modular jack with cord (2 pairs), which simply
plugs in between the phone line and phone equipment that you're
having a problem with.
Fixes problems on phone
lines, fake phone lines,
analog station ports, analog VoIP gateways, and analog VoIP
Simple Modular Filter
has an RJ-45 modular Ethernet jack with cord (4 pairs), which
simply plugs in between the network and computer equipment
you're having a problem with.
Fixes problems on CAT5
Ethernet switches, routers, VoIP phones, VoIP gateways, and analog VoIP
adapters (on the Ethernet port).
Price: $19.95 ||| 3+ Price: $18.95
Price: $24.95 ||| 3+ Price: $23.95
If the new Zero Ohm
Technology™ in our Chernobyl Filters™ doesn't fix your problem,
simply call us within 30 days for an RMA number to get a full refund after
the Filters are returned (shipping in either direction is not
Stop wasting your time
diagnosing phone and network problems...
Buy our Chernobyl Filters™,
put them in-series with the modular connection to the phone or network
device you're having problems with, and fix your problems fast!
Be a Hero!
The Chernobyl Filter™ has
been proven at companies all over Russia. Patented Zero Ohm Technology™
ensures that when using the Chernobyl Filter™, electrons pass through
to your equipment without resistance.
You may have had unresolved phone
or network problems for days, weeks, months or even years. Your boss insists
that you get those problems fixed. The Chernobyl Filter™ is the only
way to fix those phone and network problems without a knowledge of the
technology, troubleshooting, diagnosis, or even taking readings with a
All Chernobyl Filters™
are blessed by an ordained minister to prevent future bad juju:
Zero Ohm Technology™
is protected under US Patent 6,030,039, and other pending Patents.