AKA TheTasler™ for KIDS!:
Guarantees you'll have children that
obey every command!
You'll have the best
dressed and most respectful children
in your neighborhood, or Your
Money Back!
Taseler™
Model 007
for KIDS!
Shoots 6
Barbed Spikes at the Press of a Trigger!
Specially
engineered for children. Has a lower voltage output, and
smaller barbed spikes than the popular adult model compliance
tool. Barbed Spikes are easily removed without tools!
40,000 Volts
are sent through the Barbed Spikes, guaranteeing compliance
from even the most unruly
children... who just won't listen.
Imagine their
surprise the first time they say NO, and you
show them how well the Taseler™
for KIDS! works!
Tasler™
NEWS:
Winston-Salem, NC - Sept. 18, 2012
Wake Forest
Medical Center researchers have released a study
endorsing the Taseler™ for
KIDS!, finding that adolescents who are
tasered do not appear to be at a higher risk for
injury than adults.
Wake Forest medical researchers decided to study
the effects of youths being tasered after seeing
that law enforcement's use of electronic compliance
devices on young people was becoming common place.
They found that there should be continued use of
electronic compliance devices on children, saying
“There were 20 mild injuries recorded and the
majority of these were expected superficial puncture
wounds from the weapons’ probes.”
By the time an American or
Canadian youth is 21
years old, they'll be tasered by at least one police officer.
Men, women, children - even pregnant women, are all going to be
tasered at least once by a police officer who doesn't like them,
doesn't like what they're saying, or who mistakes them for
another subject.
Infractions as minor as
jaywalking or a traffic ticket give the police officer
authorization to taser a subject. Where a nightstick used to be
the compliance tool of choice for the police officer, tasering a
subject has proven to be much less work for the police officer than having to use
full blows with the nightstick. After reloading, a police
officer can taser many more subjects into compliance within
minutes.
Children as young as 6 years old
have disarmed police officers by taking their nightstick, and
sometimes even their gun. That can't happen with an electronic
compliance tool since it's activated when the police officer is
over 6 feet away from the subject. 6 or 60 years old, the
subject will comply with every command the
police officer gives.
The police now have a tool
that guarantees a subject will obey their commands. Just
refusing to sign a ticket can result in 50,000 volts of
electricity causing convulsions, injury from falling to the
ground or into objects, and possible serious health problems
such as paralysis of the heart muscle, or the lungs.
The courts have agreed with the
use of an electronic compliance tool every time they've ruled
to-date. While the police can't beat a subject, and you can't
beat your children, the courts are on your side. Using an
electronic compliance tool like the Taseler™
for KIDS! has been authorized by courts in every
state in the US, as well as other civilized countries like Great
Britain.
Here's your chance to get your
kids to listen to you every time, and to condition
them for the first time they're tasered by a police officer. It's
going to happen. Your children need to be conditioned to
handle the 50,000 volt shock and large barbed spikes used by
police officers. Every police officer who uses an electronic
compliance device has been tasered themselves at least once.
Your child needs to be as ready as the police officer.
Studies have proven that subjects
who survived being tasered four or more times become
conditioned to the 50,000 volts of electricity, and are not
injured when electronic compliance tools are used on them in the
future. Scientists believe this is because their body has built
up some tolerance for the high voltages, and because they are
more likely to comply and stop moving when tasered.
Using the Taseler™
for KIDS! on your own children will have the dual
benefits of conditioning their body to 40,000 volts of
electricity, as well as getting immediate compliance after the
use of your Taseler™
for KIDS! (and having well behaved kids!). That means
your children will easily handle the 50,000 volts when the
police officer decides to use their electronic compliance tool
on your child. Conditioning has proven to last over 8 years
after four electronic compliance sessions (Taseler™
for KIDS! Barbed Spike Refills are only $1.99 in 100
quantity!).
The Taseler™
for KIDS! has also been proven effective at
waking up children for school. We all know what a problem it can
cause when they miss the bus.*
7 major cities have already
equipped their parking enforcement officers with electronic
compliance tools. Forest Rangers are now equipped with
electronic
compliance tools. In 2013, most large retailers have plans to
equip their security guards, loss prevention personnel and
cashiers with electronic compliance tools, proving the safety
and effectiveness of this technology.
Police in Warren, Michigan have
pioneered the the use of electronic compliance tools on
animals who won't obey their commands. The Taseler™
for KIDS! is great for use on your pets, too!
Your pets need to be ready for when a police officer uses an
electronic compliance tool on them (when they won't stop, sit,
come, or stop barking).
A month before tasering the
animal who wouldn't comply, Warren, MI police used an electronic
compliance tool on a 16 year old boy, who died.
Authorities are considering murder charges against the parents
of the boy, since they had an opportunity to use the Taseler™
for KIDS! to condition him to electronic compliance,
but neglected to do so.
Teachers:
Ask for your
25% discount! In today's world, you
can't hit students... But the courts have ruled time and again
that tasering a non-compliant subject by a police officer is
perfectly OK for any reason. The police can't hit you, but the
government says it's perfectly OK to taser you. It's time for
teachers to get the upper hand on unruly students.
GREAT NEWS!
Taseler™ has
contributed 4 Taseler™
for KIDS! and 500 Barbed Spike Refills to the
Roswell, IL Police Dept, who has offered to Taseler™
every student in Roswell, IL schools through
their Officer Friendly program.
NOTE: Due to budget cuts, Roswell's
Officer Friendly has been laid off.
Keep
up the good work Chief Giustino... Chief Dan Giustino of the Pembroke Pines Police Department
stated "It looks like it was all properly done" when
officers used tasers on children after a school talent show. The
children were running away from police officers after they were
told to stop.They'll listen next time!
How did the
Russians get the idea for the Taseler™
for KIDS! ?
The police are
issued tasers, and can take them home (for free). It turns out there have
been many instances where both US and Russian police officers have used
their electronic compliance devices on their own family members and pets. They
concluded that if it's good enough for the police to use on their loved
ones, it's good enough for you to use on yours.
Vitaliy
Tolstonogov, one of the Russian
inventors
of the Taseler™
for KIDS!
says:
Children are our most
important resource...
Isn't
your child worth $99.95?
The Taseler™
for KIDS! is only $99.95!
3+ at
$89.95
Includes Batteries
and 3 Barbed Spike Refills
The
Taseler™ for KIDS!
is molded of sturdy
plastic
parts
in great looking primary colors that your children
will enjoy!
Barbed
Spike Refill: Only
$2.99 each
100+ at
$1.99 each
Nitrous
Oxide Cartridge: Only
$3.99 each
100+ at
$2.99 each
Each Cartridge good for 20 Barbed Spike Shots
NOTE: Unlike other
electronic compliance tool manufacturers who use CO2
cartridges to power their barbed spikes, the Russian scientists who
invented the Taseler™
for KIDS!
found that Nitrous Oxide (N2O) is much more effective at
bringing almost immediate compliance, and very happy children as
well as adults.
Shipping
& Handling only $5.00 on every order!
NOTES:
Uses 6 standard 9V Batteries
(included). The battery in the Taseler™ for
KIDS! will deliver over a thousand 40,000 volt shocks. It's
recommended that parents or teachers pull the trigger less than 100 times
per compliance session to prevent hospitalization.
Barbed spikes are no worse to
remove than a common small fish hook. Minor bleeding and tissue loss may
occur. Small wounds normally heal within 72 hours, with little or no
scarring. Risk of infection has proven to be minimal.
Although the barbed spikes
from electronic compliance devices have entered a subject's eyeball only
73 times to-date, more than half of the subjects retained some sight in
the effected eye. 4 barbed spikes entered the ear canal, and pierced the
eardrum, but all of the subjects regained their hearing within 24 months.
27 barbed spikes entered men's or women's genitals, but there have been no
reports of infertility. One barbed spike entered the sinus cavity through
the nose and
lodged very close to the brain, so it was left in place since the special
Russian metal is guaranteed not to rust for 60 years (it's the same metal
Russian submarines are made of).
To-date only 42 subjects who
had barbed spikes from an electronic compliance device buried in their
skin have acquired MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus - a
Staph infection that most antibiotics won't cure, so the person dies), and
only 4 of those subjects have died. This remarkably low rate of infection
and death is attributed to the stringent manufacturing and packaging
controls of the barbed spikes and refill packages. Although these devices
are not made or packaged in a sterile environment, all employees handling
these refills must wash their hands at least once per 12 hour shift. Many
of the 42 MRSA infections can be attributed to the subject convulsing on
the ground, in the grass, and other areas where animals have urinated or defecated.
Since it's impossible for the manufacturer of an electronic compliance
device to control where a subject or the spiked barbs might touch after
leaving the factory, some deaths are to be expected. To-date, only 2
children have died from infections caused by the spiked barbs, convulsing
on dirty ground, or the removal of the barbed spikes by someone with hands
or a pliers contaminated with feces.
The
Taseler™ for KIDS! is manufactured in Russia. Some of the
workers in the factory do have AIDS, but to-date
transmission of AIDS to a child who has been Taselered™ has not been
proven. Only a small percentage of the children who have been
Taselered™ have acquired AIDS within a year. No link has been
shown between the Taseler's™ Barbed Spikes being packed by factory
workers with AIDS, and the acquisition of AIDS by a child who has been
Taselered™.
All testing on the
Taseler™ for KIDS! was done on volunteers in Siberia. While these volunteers were incarcerated in a Siberian prison
for various offences, and the prison is known to have many prisoners with
Tuberculosis and AIDS, all of them cheerfully volunteered to test the
Taseler™ for KIDS! Of the 35
volunteers who showed signs of injury, 17 died within 30 minutes after an
electronic compliance session, proving the safety and effectiveness of the
Taseler™ for KIDS!
Tests have proven that the
heart only stops once in every 400 uses of the Taseler™
for KIDS!, so it's deemed safe for use in the US and most
foreign countries. US courts have confirmed in every case of electronic
compliance that compliance is more important than an occasional injury or
death after the use of an electronic compliance device. The
Taseler™ for KIDS! is legal to use in every state in the US,
and most foreign countries.
The
Taseler™ for KIDS! is illegal for use in Venezuela, where
electronic compliance devices are required to output 250,000+ volts, and
the battery must provide over 5,000 uses within 10 minutes. Application
has been made to the ULV (Under Writer's Laboratory Venezuela) for an
exception, for our customers in that country.
Unauthorized
modification by adding an additional battery pack with 24 9V batteries,
for a total output of 850,000 volts, is illegal in the US and most foreign
countries (except Venezuela). Voltages of over 100,000 volts are known to
cause 2nd degree burns within a four inch diameter of the barbed spike.
121 deaths have been attributed
to the use of an electronic compliance device this year, proving many less fatalities than automobile accidents. Only 12 of the deaths have
occurred while the tasered subject was in handcuffs, proving the safety of
electronic compliance devices.
WARNING: Use
of the Taseler™ for KIDS! on an
individual who is belted into an automobile is not recommended, since
severe injuries can result from convulsions against the seat belts. US
courts have ruled that police are exempt from this warning, and have
encouraged police to handcuff the subject before using an electronic
compliance device to prevent injury to the police officer. This has
resulted in a dramatic increase in handcuffed subjects who were tasered
(some of whom have died), but no injuries to police officers.
While other manufacturers of
electronic compliance tools suggest that a police officer use the device
on a restrained or unconscious subject for the police officer's safety,
the Taseler™ for KIDS! has
been proven safe to use on both conscious and unconscious adults and
children. Police in the United Kingdom, where police aren't allowed to
carry guns, have proven the effectiveness of the taser on unconscious
subjects (CLICK
HERE for a London Daily Mail article on how Leeds police
stopped a terrorist threat with an electronic compliance device).
Here is an example of the
police doing the right thing, following the law and and adhering to
department policy in forcing a older man out of his home and into an
ambulance after falling down in his own home (he couldn't afford to go
since he didn't have insurance - how could that be in modern America?):
The
Taseler™ for KIDS! is protected under US Patents 7,290,296
and 7,294,121, and other pending Patents. The
Taseler™ for KIDS! is also known as the Tazler™ for KIDS!
and the
Tazeler™ for KIDS!
The terms taser, tazer, tasers,
tasering and
tasered on this web page are used as proper nouns and verbs, as are
commonly used in the United States, Russia and Venezuela.
GREAT NEWS!
Each Cartridge good for 20 Barbed Spike Shots
