sandman.com
supports the environment

All of the items on our site are available in an ecologically friendly GREEN version, for only 25% more than the regular price. Just ask your salesman for the GREEN upgrade.

Our GREEN products are identified with a GREEN dot on the plastic packaging, which signifies that the 25% GREEN surcharge is being used to reduce our carbon footprint.

The additional money you pay for our GREEN products is used to purchase bird food for our 10 parakeets. The parakeets have been specially trained to flap their wings to keep our office cool in the summer, and warm in the winter, reducing our energy needs.

In the future, sandman.com will be marketing this new technology to other companies interested in GREEN technology.

We're currently working on a unique new vehicle which is 100 percent powered by parakeets.  sandman.com is in the process of applying for a $13 billion dollar loan from the US Government's stimulus package to bring this technology to market.

Our remarkable IPF (Internal Parakeet Flight) engine combined with the super strong wire frame BC (Bird Cage) construction will make the PARAMOBILE™ the top selling car in the world, within a comparatively short time.

The US will be the clear leader in this technology. There will be no way for China to take the lead in producing parakeet powered cars. There are almost no parakeets in China today. Because parakeets are the panda's second favorite food (after bamboo), they are essentially extinct in China.

The United States was built by animal powered vehicles. Horse drawn carts were used to build every building and deliver every item we used in everyday life, at the turn of the last century. Steam powered trains delivered goods to the local train depot, but horse drawn wagons delivered everything from the depot to the home or business.

Using sandman.com's new technology, the pollution is 100% organic... like it was during the horse drawn vehicle days, but there will be a minute amount compared to the shovelfuls that needed to be cleaned up daily when we used horses for transportation.

Thanks to the United States Department of Energy for making this energy saving vehicle possible.

Check back here often for updates. The PARAMOBILE™ should be available for sale shortly.

NOTE:  Over 30,000 "scientists," many with PHDs, have signed a petition saying that global warming and carbon credits are frauds (http://www.petitionproject.org). These scientists know nothing. They know nothing. Every time you start your car you're pushing Earth towards its demise. Every cow that poops should be taxed for the methane that's produced, that is destroying the Earth. The government must tax every single person and cow responsible for destroying the Earth.

The only solution is Parakeets, since parakeet poop will not destroy the Earth - and Parakeets shouldn't be taxed (it's not like they're Pigeons).

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